People
have always been fascinated with eyeballs. The most famous line from A
Christmas Story is "You'll shoot your eye out!" It seems that
losing an eye has become quite trendy these days. Eye-gouging has occurred
in many things I've watched in the last couple of years, however I think the
"implied eye-gouge" is worse than the actual. When Tom Cruise got
his eyes switched out in Minority Report my stomach was queasy for hours.
And don't forget about the dreaded "Evil Eye." The Evil Eye
has been one of the most potent superstitions throughout ancient and
medieval cultures, and is very much alive today. During the historical
witch-hunting period, hundreds of women were burned for no reason other than
an accusation that they had cast Evil Eyes at someone. In many cultures,
even today, the envious gaze of a stranger is believed to bring all sorts of
misfortune to the innocent, particularly children. There is a new fad
crawling its way across Europe. In the Netherlands people are now going on
waiting lists with hopes of some day getting Eye Jewelry implanted into
their eyeballs. For between
$600 and $1,200 you too can sport your very own Eye Jewelry. The procedure
takes about 15-20 minutes to complete. You can get anything from a circular
jewel to a half moon inserted into your conjunctiva, otherwise known as the
mucous membrane lining the surface of the front of your eyeball. You will
not find any eyeball jewelry sold here, but please take a look at our other
Ghastly Eyeball Goodies.
Wiggly
Rubbery Bendable Eyeball Pens
6 1/2" Hand Pens Holding Eyeball Eek! These blue ink pens hold assorted blue and green eyeballs.
Item
# EY10 $4.00 each
Rubber
Eyeball Whoopee Cushion
This is the deluxe 8" whoopee cushion, not to be confused with the cheap 6" version that is commonly sold. Inflate half way for best results.
A great Christmas Gift for the ophthalmologist who has everything!
Item #
EY11 $3.99 each
Floating
Eyeball Candles
Create a spine-tingling illumination when you float our
2 1/4"eyeball candles in a glass bowl filled with
water. For added effect...add some red food coloring to the water.
Eeeww.
Item #
EY12 2 eyes / $3.00
Eyeball
Water Tubes
There is nothing I can say about these except when I
opened the package from UPS and saw them laying in the box I
almost puked. They are more disgusting in person than in this photo. I
love them! You will too!